Saturday, August 3, 2019

Postillion

Person who leads a horse. 

Prompted to look this one up due to Youtube vid.

Channel 'Today I found out'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ8wzG0J6NY In England when husbands used to auction off there wife.
Husband would act as postillion to his property, lead her to the hitching post for the beginning of an auction.

My take away:

In the absence of any family law people will just make it up as they go along.


“Gentlemen, I have to offer to your notice my wife, Mary Anne Thomson, otherwise Williams, whom I mean to sell to the highest and fairest bidder. Gentlemen, it is her wish as well as mine to part for ever. She has been to me only a born serpent. I took her for my comfort, and the good of my home; but she became my tormentor, a domestic curse, a night invasion, and a daily devil. Gentlemen, I speak truth from my heart when I say — may God deliver us from troublesome wives and frolicsome women!

“Avoid them as you would a mad dog, a roaring lion, a loaded pistol, cholera morbus, Mount Etna, or any other pestilential thing in nature.

“Now I have shewn you the dark side of my wife, and told you her faults and failings, I will introduce the bright and sunny side of her, and explain her qualifications and goodness. She can read novels and milk cows; she can laugh and weep with the same ease that you could take a glass of ale when thirsty. Indeed, gentlemen, she reminds me of what the poet says of women in general:Heaven gave to women the peculiar grace,To laugh, to weep, to cheat the human race.“She can make butter and scold the maid; she can sing Moore’s melodies, and plait her frills and caps; she cannot make rum, gin, or whisky, but she is a good judge of the quality from long experience in tasting them. I therefore offer her with all her perfections and imperfections, for the sum of fifty shillings.”After an hour, Mrs Thomson was sold to one Henry Mears for £1 and a Newfoundland dog.

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